kris · they/them

i build local-first AI, agent tooling, and questionable automation — mostly so the internet can go away and i can keep working.

kris — zsh
kris@enby:~$ whoami
kris, nonbinary. pronouns: they/them.
kris@enby:~$ cat ./interests.txt
- running LLMs on devices that have no business running them
- making the apocalypse survivable via offline search hoarding
- teaching AIs to play bloons / minecraft / pet sim 99
- terminal-first everything. if it has no CLI, why does it exist
- undertale & deltarune. yes i modded a boss into chapter 1
- a friend bought me thigh highs so now i'm legally a femby
kris@enby:~$ uname -i
x86_64 · arm64 · a phone · probably also a raspberry pi somewhere
kris@enby:~$ cat /etc/os-release | head -1
i use arch btw
kris@enby:~$ echo $PRONOUNS
they/them — the fish pun is on purpose.
kris@enby:~$ neofetch
kris@enby — neofetch 
                     -`
                    .o+`
                   `ooo/
                  `+oooo:
                 `+oooooo:
                 -+oooooo+:
                `/:-:++oooo+:
               `/++++/++++++:
              `/++++++++++++++:
             `/+++ooooooooooooo/`
            ./ooosssso++osssssso+`
           .oossssso-````/ossssss+`
          -osssssso.      :ssssssso.
         :osssssss/        osssso+++.
        /ossssssss/        +ssssooo/-
      `/ossssso+/:-        -:/+osssso+-
     `+sso+:-`                 `.-:+oso:
    `++:.                           `-+/
    .`                                 `/
kris@enby
OS : Arch Linux x86_64
Host : the fish domain of the enby
Kernel : 6.12.9-zen
Shell : fish 3.7.1
DE : terminal
WM : none (tiling is a state of mind)
Pronouns : they/them
Models : ~800GB of local LLMs
Mascot : 🐟
Uptime : since always, give or take
BTW : i use arch

about

who is this @person

hey. i'm kris. i make things that are almost all of two flavors: local-first AI (models that run on your phone, your laptop, offline, forever) and agents that drive real browsers, real desktops, and real games. i like the internet in theory and distrust it in practice — so i hoard knowledge, keep my models on-device, and give everything a terminal UI.

when i'm not pretending my macbook is a datacenter, i'm probably pitting a model against bloons td 6, scanning for live blooket games, or modding deltarune to have a boss fight with a telescope god. the projects page has the receipts.

~/.config/kris
name kris
pronouns they/them
domain enby.fish
aliases bi-kisser · femby
accessory thigh highs (gifted)
shell fish (of course)
editor whatever agent is online
ram never enough for the model
status ● online

metrics

0projects (mostly not on github)
0languages i shouldn't use
0gb of local models
0spirit animal: fish

hardware

kris — lshw
kris@enby:~$ lshw -short | grep -E "phone|laptop|desktop|gpu|ram"
/dev/iphone 17 pro max the fancy one
/dev/pixel 10 pro xl the ai one
/dev/samsung a35 5g the backup
/dev/macbook m5 pro the build machine
/dev/pc i7-11700 · rx 6800 · 128gb the LLM box
kris@enby:~$ echo $PC_STORY
bought 128gb of ram for $400, now worth ~$1000. ram is apparently an investment.
kris@enby:~$ ▊
kris@enby:~$ ls ~/projects
28 directories, all slightly cursed
▶ browse projects ▶ what i'm up to